📖 Millennials Ruined Everything

The self-help book nobody asked for and everybody needed. This isn't therapy — it's better, it's free of a co-pay, and it comes with jokes about napkins.

Millennials handed us a housing market held together by hope and a Roth IRA lecture nobody wants. This guide roasts them for it (lovingly), then gets down to business: WiFi etiquette, workplace rizz, situationship survival tactics, budgeting for vibes and rent, and how to manifest boundaries instead of just being delulu. Seven chapters, a bonus Gen Z–to–Millennial translation dictionary, an actual meme page, zero life advice you'll follow, 100% vibes.

What's inside:

• Clickable table of contents (yes, it's an interactive PDF, we're not animals)
• Bookmark navigation so you can jump straight to the chapter that offends you most
• 7 chapters + 2 bonus chapters, including a full meme page (premium content, screenshot-friendly)
• ~25–30 minute read — longer than your last doomscroll session, shorter than therapy
• No cap, mostly harmless

Perfect for: gifting your Millennial coworker as a joke, reading on the toilet, using as ammo in the group chat war, or building an entire personality around "no cap" for one afternoon.